Tuesday, 24 April 2012

Buck Does 'Sea Days'

Buck loved the sea days because he could catch up on his reading..
And some relaxing...
and some jacuzziing...
And some daredevil stunts like leaping from the upper deck into the jacuzzi.  Buck loved it that the lady panicked and tried to save him by reaching out for him as he jumped.   Silly lady !
The thing was that everytime he did a sucessfull leap the boys from the bar would by him a beer and cheer him on.  Buck loved the sea days,  they came naturally to him.


Sunday, 22 April 2012

Buck Visits Manly Beach

The name alone made him feel more courageous and he puffed himself up proudly as he enjoyed the beach activities like...
And this...
But only the ambassador and the lady enjoyed this...
Manly is a half hour ferry ride from sydney offering beautiful views of the harbour, bridge, opera house and all manner of watercraft plus some para sailing thrown in - so much to see !  Buck greatly enjoyed his day at the beach and was careful to use generous amounts of sunscreen.

Tuesday, 17 April 2012

Buck Makes New Friends

Buck greatly enjoyed meeting new australian friends...


And then Buck bade farewell Australia and boarded a cruise ship.  Buck was not too happy to meet the next character - not aboard a cruise ship anyway - given his track record on ships...
Fingers crossed - Buck sailed off to New Zealand.


Monday, 16 April 2012

Buck Visits Australia

Buck was very tired after 25 hours of travelling but was so excited he decided to head out on a hop on hop off bus tour anyway.
Buck was able to see many icons and some very unusual things as well.
Buck was amazed to see people touring across the upper edge of this bridge..YIKES ! He was certain that he'd not be doing that.   However,  there were lots of other things to do in Austrialia.




Sunday, 8 April 2012

Buck Meets The Easter Bunny


It was very early morning, still dark when buck was awoken by a soft scurrying sound that he’d never heard before.   Half asleep, he looked about the living room and spotted a small furry face peeking at him from behind the couch.  “Ps-s-s-t!” it whispered, “Is it safe?”   
“Wha…” asked Buck “Is what safe?”.
“Is it safe to come out?  I hear growling” the fuzzy, frightened face questioned.
“That’s not growling” clarified Buck “that’s just the ambassador snoring.  Of course it’s safe”. 
And with that, the face made its way out from behind the couch revealing a long set of ears attached to it.  By the time it was in full view a bunny had emerged right there at the manor. 
“Who are you?” asked a rather astonished Buck out loud. 
 “The Easter Bunny” came the response which surprised Buck not because of the answer but because of the deep voice that came from the bunny.  It reminded Buck of the Barry White CD’s the ambassador played on Saturday nights and made the bunny seem bigger than he actually was. 
“Why are you here?” asked Buck.
The bunny smiled and shook his head slightly from side to side “Oh Buck, you have so much to learn. I’m here to spread joy, I have magical powers and..”
“I know, I know” Buck interrupted “You’re going to grant me 3 wishes!”
“Sorry Buck” the bunny looked amused,  “I don’t do that.  I bring chocolate eggs to spread springtime joy” explained the bunny as he began to remove chocolate treats from apparently bottomless furry pockets and place them purposefully throughout the room.  “Tomorrow morning,  people everywhere will wake up and get a lovely surprise when they find the treasures I’ve left for them”. 
“Cool!” exclaimed Buck.  “What a great idea”.
“Yeah, it’s my own thing I dreamed up many years ago.  I worked out a partnership with some chickens and the rest is history.   Creatures like you and I Buck were put on this earth to make others happy.  We are kindred spirits.   I want you to know that even though you’ll only see me once a year I am with you always” and the bunny gave Buck the softest, furriest kiss on his cheek
then simply vanished in a purple haze. 
“Whoa!” gasped Buck.  He looked to the left and he looked to the right and when he was satisfied that the bunny was really and truly gone, he proceeded to gobble up each and every chocolate egg he could find.  
With sudden, perfect clarity Buck understood the phrase “You snooze, you lose” and he used it to justify his selfishness as he ate.  In the quiet of the early morning, minutes before his conscience and his tummy ache began to bother him, Buck was never happier. 



Saturday, 7 April 2012

Buck Gets Ready To Go


The manor was in a state with both the lady and the ambassador loading up their travel gear and moving back and forth between the scale to make sure they were within the allowable weight limit for their luggage.  Adjustments were made, collisions were averted by narrow margins and the lady kept answering the ambassador only to find out he was talking to himself.  In frustration she stopped answering him at all only to make him wonder why she was ignoring him.  Tensions grew in the ensuing confusion and Buck felt sorry for them.

 It was easy for Buck to pack,  all he needed were some items to entertain him on the long 20 hour flight
and some items to help him sleep. 
Buck planned to sneak a bite of the lady’s gravol tablet when she was busy watching her in-flight movie to help him sleep and the rest would be easy.
One sleep to go and then they’d head off on a new adventure.  Buck thought that he was perhaps the luckiest duck of all time and vowed to behave himself so that he might be deserving of all this good fortune. 

Friday, 6 April 2012

Buck Learns About Good Friday

When Buck first heard the words 'good friday' he wondered what exactly was good about it ?

 After spending that day with the ambassador's family it became apparent to him.

BEFORE ...


AFTER ...

It was obvious to Buck, the 'good' came in bottles.